" AMMAZING SHOES "

Shoes are the fashion fetish for most of the women. What do women love to shop the most? The answer would most of the times be shoes and accessories.It is wisely said, your style is largely reflected by the kind of shoes you wear.Ladies shoes come in a huge variety...........

Well let me tell you, before you condemn them out the door for all eternity, they can not be half as odd as some of the bizarre collection of shoes that I have recently stumbled across. After you feast your eyes upon this humble collection, you will realise that your old red platform numbers you now look upon with distaste, are so much more normal in comparison to these unearthly specimens. So with further ado I present my “Most Bizarre World Of Shoes“, guaranteed to make you gasp.

WIRED UP

Gone are the days when women wear shoes as a necessity and for comfort. Now, it becomes the statement of fashion, style and elegance. 

 

I guess we have all heard the expression walking on nails. How about walking on wire?

THE GARDEN AERATORS

 
Still have a little energy leftover from your big day out. Do you feel like doing a little gardening ?. Well no-more do you have to buy tools to aerate the soil in your lawn. Yes that’s right, even for those who return home intoxicated, you can just stumble all over your prized couch lawn, as these little spikes dig up the grass with such ease.

THE WOODIES

Women now put so much time in shoe selection as they just love their shoes and most of them want separate ones for every occasion...

Handy for those with surplus trees in their garden and have alwas desired to carve.

FLOWER DELIGHTS

 

For those who prefer art over foot strain.

CINDERELLA’S MISSING GLASS SLIPPER

 

 

For the dear little Princess inside every girl.

THE BONDAGE SHOE

 

A much cheaper alternative to advertise bondage services than in the Yellow Pages.

 

THE NATURAL THERAPY SHOE

Ever been late for your acupuncture appointment ? Well how about portable spikes, bound to do the job when you can’t get the job done. A free puncture guaranteed for every step you make.

PUPPY LOVE

 

“How much is that doggy on your tootsies, I do hope that doggies for sale.”

Buy some portable Pups today guaranteed to screw you up even more. How good is that?

THE MOLE SHOE

 
Brings out the ‘mole’ in every woman. These animalistic fur-balls will without doubt, lure the man of your dreams to your den of seduction. What a little tiger you are growl!

STILT-ETTOS

 

Well I guess they need to straighten legs, just as braces are needed to straighten teeth.

 

THE BLONDE SHOE

These ones are strictly for entertainment purposes. A bit like a Rubik Cube I guess. Give a pair to a blonde in your life for Xmas and watch her stand there for hours wondering how she will take her first step. Cheaper entertainment than going to the movies.

 

ALL IN ONE AND ONE FOR ALL

 
A total break through for woman across the globe. Slip them on and ‘presto‘ you are dressed with adjoining shoes, all in the one go. Did I forget to mention give it a few hours to put them on ?